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Sept 11, 2007 14:09:35 GMT -5
Post by illumination on Sept 11, 2007 14:09:35 GMT -5
I, being a very active reader of many books, have stumbled across many quotes I would love to share with you guys, and in return, get my hands on some new ones. So this is how we are going to do it. Everyone just post some great quotes that they know of, lets try to keep it at a maximum of five quotes per posts, so, ill start first "The shortest period of time on the Discworld is a New York Second, which is the period of time between the light in front of you turning green, and the cab behind you honking." "Contrary to popular belief, he did have brain cells, even though they had to wave to get eachothers attention occationally." "God gave man both a brain and a thingy, but unfortunatly, not enough blood to run both at once." How come you cant say thingy?"Your seeing a whole team of phychiatrists aren't you." "I have lost my daddy Is that my daddy It goes: Milleniun hand and shrimp It is foul Ol' Ron It is not my daddy"
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Oct 8, 2007 17:44:49 GMT -5
Post by P.andora on Oct 8, 2007 17:44:49 GMT -5
I've got some
"A friend will call you to make you happy on a crummy day, but a best friend will call and tell you you have seven days to live"
"A friend will help you up once you've fallen, but a best friend will push you back down and laugh"
"if you choke someone, they turn blue. What color does a Smurf turn when you choke it?"
I got these from my best friend. She's super cool!! [/color]
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Oct 27, 2007 6:44:40 GMT -5
Post by illumination on Oct 27, 2007 6:44:40 GMT -5
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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